IT Splat*

So, you're an Information Technology Professional

Do people ask you to fix their computer or internet connection when they know you're in IT?
Yes, all the time. Reboot!
No, I'm too busy with my nose in my own computer for anyone to ask for help.
Are you currently or have been an IT contractor or consultant?
Yes, I am/have been an IT contractor/consultant. Duh, that's why I'm checking out ITSplat.com!
No, full time employment only so far.
Do you hate it when a recruiter calls you about a job that is clearly not a match?
Yes, READ MY RESUME!
No, i haven't talked to a recruiter in over five years.
Do you have side projects?
Yes, always got something cooking on the side.
No, outside of 40 hours a week it's personal time.
Are you always networking for the next gig even though you already have one?
Yes, I'm always on the look out for the next opportunity.
No, I'll start looking for a new job when I need one.
Do you own your own consulting firm?
Yes, I have a team of awesome consultants.
No, I don't want to deal with running a company.
Will you only take contract positions or do project based work?
Yes, I'll never take the blue pill. Viva my awesome rate!
No, I'll take an employee position. Gotta have the benefits.
Would you be able to decapitate a zombie that wanted to eat your brain?
Yes, I would. I have a lot of experience working with the undead.
No, I can't do it myself. I'll have to outsource it.